Cat burglar steals socks

Retail sales of socks are booming in Loughborough in the UK after a spate of burglaries by a crafty cat. The feline in question who we shall refer to as ‘Henry’, so as not to blow his cover, is known to have brazenly stolen at least 57 socks in a mini crime-wave. Police are unsure as to where the socks have been stolen from – possibly washing lines or even peoples houses. Eye witness’s have reported seeing this hardened criminal on a wall near his home, brandishing his stolen booty in his mouth.